Issue edited by Al Goldstein. Essays "Screw You," by Al Goldstein & Jim Buckley; "Long Tall Sally She's Built Sweet and Other Lyrics Bound to Offend Your Woman," by J. Marks; "My Scene," by Roger Riefer; "Fuckbooks : Makes Me Sick," by Michael Perkins; "Can Cannes Crush Carnal Capers, or, Where Were You When My Cock Got Hard?" by Jim Haynes; "Homosexual Citizen : Gay Porn Is a Drag," by Lige & Jack; "The Sex Scene," edited by Eric Michaels; "When the Girl Goes Away," poetry by Thomas McGonigle; "Dirty Diversions : An Oscar for Meyer's Weenie," by Al Goldstein; "Shit List," by Al Goldstein; "Watson's Weirdness," by Christopher Watson.